RIP = rest in pu**y
gokkunngirl:

commmisssionn

gokkunngirl:

commmisssionn

lieutenantbites:

*opens inspect element on a webpage* Ive accessed the mainframe

exvl:

they censored her stomach

exvl:

they censored her stomach

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

radgreymon:

leesleftarm:

GUYS OH MY GOD

THEY HAVE FOUND CLEOPATRA AND MARC ANTONY’S TOMB OH MY GOD WHY ISN’T ANYONE FLIPPING OUT OVER THIS THIS IS SO AMAZING SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THIS

ONE OF THOSE SKELETONS IS CLEOPATRA, CLEOPATRA VII 

THIS IS MONUMENTAL SERIOUSLY I AM FREAKING OUT AMAZING

SO!?

THAT DEAD BITCH PAYIN YA BILLS?

SMH THEY DEAD 

BEEN DEAD! 

FOR A COUPLE YEARS NOW TOO!

braziliankevindurant:

yungterra:

destiny is one of 2014’s most anticipated first-person shooters

MUST COP

this is the 3rd time today i reblogged this

ecaftraf:

I’m not sure how to dress for this weather.

ecaftraf:

I’m not sure how to dress for this weather.

ziorx:

i found this poster in a local record store and i…

ziorx:

i found this poster in a local record store and i…

captainamericaisavirgin:

benmclemore:

somebody DO SOMETHING

i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have
this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

captainamericaisavirgin:

benmclemore:

somebody DO SOMETHING

i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have

this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

creepypasta time

jobhaver:

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

migikata48:

new-ship:

Okada Nana revealed her true self

what if this is true? (?

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

revengeance:

Atlus: Wanna be in our new game for no apparent reason?

Dante:

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